Wow: Florida’s Stand Your Ground Law Vs. 5 Attackers
In a social media post on X, formerly Twitter, the victim of an assault by several assailants may put Florida’s Stand Your Ground Law to...
Man With 3 Inch Nasal Hair Says Benefits Outweigh The Gross
Updated 3/14/2023 A 51-year-old Wyoming gamer was recently confronted by his employer about his hygiene after returning to the office from three years of remote...
Biden On 2023 Alien UFO Test: This Time, We Did The Probing
After a month of aliens and UFOs in the news, President Biden announced on Sunday that the US government’s secret alien UFO test was a...
Vegas Street Performer On Failing Act: “You’re The Problem”
Las Vegas street performer and Dance Dance Revolution legend Bryce Clutterbuck says calls for his removal from Las Vegas Boulevard a witch hunt, “I’m horrified...
Captioning Technology Reveals How The Penis Comet Got Its Name
For years academics have disagreed about how legendary observer of things, William “Bobby” Badgernuts, managed to convince Newton to name the Penis Comet (also known...
Man Robbed 7 Times After Move To Juárez: Shit, I Wouldn’t Change A Thing
Juárez, Mexico. After the seventh robbery walking home from his porter gig at Mercado Juarez, a Florida man says he wouldn’t do anything differently. “Yea,...
Senator Schumer’s 2023 Plan For Debt: Put It All On Red
House GOP Leader Kevin McCarthy responded to Schumer Tuesday morning, “so we put it all on red, what are you going to do with all...
New UFO Scare As US Sends Terminator Tech 2 Iraq
On Tuesday, The Sun published a video showing a silver orb hovering over an Iraqi town, causing a UFO scare online. The image was captured...
Best Batman Actor On Middle Age Midriff Bulge: Hard 2 Fight Crime These Days
Being the best Batman is a tough business these days. From Ben Affleck to Robert Pattinson to Christian Bale and Michael Keaton, it’s never been...
Brian Walshe On 20 Google Searches: Gosh Damn Ambien, Man
Brian Walshe, accused of murdering and dismembering his wife Ana and disposing of her body in the garbage in south Boston, hasn’t given prosecutors much...