Avatar: The Way Of Water (2022) Sneaks One By Us
While we were highly encouraged to check out Avatar: The Way of Water film after Streaming This Weekend gave it an 80.75 audience score, the truth is James Cameron’s newest Smurf flick is a Snarky Shart.
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Why is The Way of Water a Snarky Shart?
From the opening credits to the bone-headed move by the feral shart-stick Spider (Jack Champion) to save Jake’s nemesis, Avatar 2 is slow, empty, and just plain boring.
The highlight of the film was when I covered up two back-to-back sharts in front of my girlfriend. Yea, pretty low.
In any case, we get to revisit our old friends Jake and Neytiri, who’ve now found themselves newly minted as tribal leaders and parents to their own children and a few others (they’re in the adoption business and, Spider, who doesn’t even have the street cred that Jake had, is absolutely welcome in the tribe). Makes sense.
A looooooong shart fest
We won’t spoil the whole film, but this one calls for a pair of durable shart shorts coming in at 3 plus hours and extremely upsetting to watch.
Given that the film won’t even hit $150 million on its first weekend, could this spell the end of Avatar?
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Kaleb Mac
Kaleb Mac is an entrepreneur and climate change activist. He enjoys hi-class conversations and the finer things of interest. After graduating summa cum laude, from the most exalted institution of higher learning, Kaleb Mac joined the Peace Corps and coordinated the release of 17 endangered lions. He delivered 4 cubs in the process.