Ben Affleck Now Serving Dunkin Donuts: “She’s Driving Me Nuts”
On Tuesday, customers at a Medford, Massachusetts, Dunkin Donuts were surprised to discover Oscar-winning actor Ben Affleck serving their coffee and donuts.
Thirty-eight-year-old customer and Affleck fangirl Jessica Lynn was shocked to see Batman greet her at the drive-through.
“Tell me. Do you need? Some sugar?” Affleck asked as she pulled up at around 6:48 a.m. “His voice was so deep, it startled me at first,” Jessica said. “But he was very friendly.” She managed to snap a pic of Ben in a Dunkin Donuts uniform before she drove off.
Affleck may be capitalizing on his DCU superhero fame by landing the gig, following a trend started by Armie Hammer last summer, when he stole my cousin’s timeshare sales position.
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Ben Affleck is a regular at Dunkin
According to locals, Ben Affleck is a regular at the Medford Dunkin Donuts and has begun to spend more time at the coffee shop in recent months.
“He’s always here,” said Christian Starrs, “it’s really weird; sometimes he’ll talk, sometimes he just stares out the window.”
Christian says when he asked Ben Affleck why he was spending so much time at the coffee chain, the Caped Crusader just replied, “I’ve been dead inside a long time, but even I have a limit.”
“He kept calling me Alfred, too,” Christian added.
Given Affleck is a long-time patron of Dunkin Donuts; it isn’t surprising he’d decide to run some promos for the chain.
“Control freak methods”
Today’s news comes on the heels of a flurry of reports in 2022 that the Justice League star and his wife were fighting nonstop since exchanging their vowels. According to a Music Times article last October, the actor struggles with Lopez’s “control freak methods.”
Local news channel WTAF caught the actor on a smoke break and managed to get a quote.
“You know what the best part of my day is? The ten seconds before I clock out, ’cause I let myself think I might get there, and she’d be gone. I’d knock on the door, and she wouldn’t be there. She just left. Now I don’t know much, but I know that. She’s driving me nuts. Honestly, I’ve had enough of this shart.”
Dunkin Donuts spokesman Bill Smith added, “As long as he wants to serve coffee, we’re happy to have Ben here. It’s been pretty rough on him since JL.”