New UFO Scare As US Sends Terminator Tech 2 Iraq

On Tuesday, The Sun published a video showing a silver orb hovering over an Iraqi town, causing a UFO scare online. The image was captured by a US Predator Drone and unclassified in an unprecedented move by the Pentagon. Jeremy Corbell, who has worked closely with UFO stars George Knapp and Bob Lazar, offered insight into the origins of the silver orb causing a UFO scare.

“Everything in this article is accurate. The MOSUL ORB is important military filmed UFO evidence – from a conflict zone – public for analysis. And it’s just the tip of the spear,” Corbell said on Twitter.

No UFO scare, says feds

However, a spokesman for the Pentagon argued the orb was actually a new Terminator technology being tested in Mosul, where no one the media cared about would be hurt.

“Aliens? Like in Nope? No, I’m sorry, I know Corbell wants the sensational, but the orb is actually an experimental technology we were testing in Mosul a few years back. We partnered with Boston Dynamics to bring Terminator technology into the mainstream and we’ve seen some success. This orb was actually supposed to travel back to the year 2014 to prevent ISIS from taking the City, but we can’t even get it connected to bluetooth, so I’m not surprised it got lost and popped up in the year 2023. These AI applications are stupider than Hollywood would have you believe.”

Meanwhile, Steven Greer has called for all telepaths to assemble in Northern Iraq to initiate contact via the CE-5 protocols.

“We’re asking that everyone come to Iraq with a pure heart and good intentions, we believe we can finally make contact. This isn’t a UFO scare at all. It’s an invitation.”

Pentagon spokesman Areàl Hooman says that’s a bad idea. “Gather in Northern Iraq? Are you out of your fucking mind? This thing was programmed to terminate large crowds it perceives as a threat. And it’s as dumb as a cockroach. If they get close to this thing, I can’t make any promises. It might get ugly. That’s why we sent it to Mosul, no one gives a shit what happens there.”

Here’s a closer shot of the Terminator in transit.

The Pentagon went on to caution Greer’s telepaths from approaching the orb or attempting to reason with it.

“As I said, this thing may have the cognitive chops of a chicken on a good day. What are you going to do when it arms itself and starts shooting Iraqi farmers? This is Arnold Schwarzenegger stocked, locked, and loaded, confused about its surroundings, dangerous, and barely able to communicate in a way anyone would understand. It’s pretty much Kindergarten Cop all over again.”