Will The PSL Run The Starbucks Community Into The Ground?

Tis’ the season for every white girl under the sun to make their annual trip down to Starbucks for another order of the most bland drink made by man. It is claimed that blondes with the same fall-colored sweaters are the most notorious for this, but Starbucks employees know better than to stereotype for the sake of world peace… and just when you’re thinking that’s the same woman that stopped by only minutes ago, no, it is indeed a different woman… just with a slightly different colored orange sweater. Starbucks employees are finding it difficult to tell their customers apart.

Even though Starbucks workers serve their customers with a smile, studies have shown that stress levels increase when employees are exposed to the scent of pumpkin sauce and the background complaints of women claiming their drink is taking too long. Making coffee may have turned into a psychological warfare for Starbucks employees, how much more can they take before spiraling into madness.