Homeless Man On New Laws Against Camps: I Have Like, 2 Options Man
In light of new laws against homeless encampments on the public right of way, “temporarily un-housed” individuals across the country now face a new threat:...
Trevor Lawrence On Jaguars Win: I Made A Promise To Jaxson de Ville
After the LA Chargers finished packing their lucky jockstraps and scrubbing the visitor’s locker room of tears and used Kleenex on Saturday, ActionNewsFax caught up...
Biden Official On Finding 3 More Classified Boxes: “Well, shit.”
On Tuesday, it was reported that the Biden Administration had found more classified documents at Biden’s personal office in Washington D.C., a safe space he...
Ben Affleck Now Serving Dunkin Donuts: “She’s Driving Me Nuts”
On Tuesday, customers at a Medford, Massachusetts, Dunkin Donuts were surprised to discover Oscar-winning actor Ben Affleck serving their coffee and donuts. Thirty-eight-year-old customer and...
Biden Admin Says 5 Top Secret Files Were Mostly Soft Porn
The White House says it is cooperating with the US Justice Department after Obama-era soft porn files were discovered at a Biden think tank office...
Oh, Shart! Alert: 5 Rabid Cows On The Mooooove
Oh, Shart! Angry cows organize against farmers and terrorize local population in a hi-steaks game of cat and moose. On Monday, police officers in the...
Tucker Carlson: Zelensky’s Outfit Isn’t Doing It 4 Me
On Wednesday, Fox News host Tucker Carlson went on a rant about Zelensky’s outfit during his meeting with Congress. Is Tucker Carlson eyeing a slot...
Wow: “Nope” UFO Over Disneyland, 3rd Sighting In 70 Years
Guests of the popular theme park recorded multiple sightings of the same UFO over Disneyland that appeared in 2020 (and 1957). Video and photo evidence...
Wah! Ray Fisher Drops Snarky Shart, Refuses 2 Move On From DC
After last week’s drama between Patty Jenkins and James Gunn, most of us on social thought the drama was over. However, Ray Fisher, prone to...
Will The PSL Run The Starbucks Community Into The Ground?
Tis’ the season for every white girl under the sun to make their annual trip down to Starbucks for another order of the most bland...